open mic challenge

[Mr Nutting]

C'mon Brodsack lets battle you old phogy ass b1tch. Oh yeah, and this freestyle is gonna kick your ass, no matter how long it is.

See, I'm the rap game master, I create many disasters
My flows are like my math, they're a natural hazard
Man I'll smack all you bitches down, you'll have nothing to say
My rhymes'll have you rattled like 'Exponential Decay'
So listen close bitches, 3+4=7
No one wants to hear about "LoneRanger & Tonto FIstfight in Heaven"
So Martinsen, you better just exit out the door
I bet your so dumb you didn't know PI = 3.14
You can tell by my pic, that my teeth are all yellow
You can also tell the way I walk that I'm a very handsome fellow
To Davison and Keithly, you two need some suction
You can't handle my shit, Periodical Functions
So get legit, and start making better rhymes
Before I hit you up with some 'Law of Cosines'
So stop with the HIstory shit, this ain't a German Invasion
Man I'll have Hackett shook with my Parametric Equations
Cuz you know its all about Algebra and Trigonometry
The Algebra of Vectors, Angles, and Lines of Symmetry
Cuz I have 4 kids, and retired after 30 yrs in the Coast Guard
Man I'll throw so many addition problems at you, you'll still say 'they're hard!'
Nutting will wrap you up, stick you up and quickly sell you
I'll find out how much to sell you for using "expected value"
My rhymes'll make you go to mentally insane facility
Matter fact, 1/1 would be the conditional probability
Cuz once I'm done with you emcees, I'll just hit the throttle
Don't make me size your asses up like Geometric Models
Cuz yeah I'm smart, I know everything about Math
ALright the rhymes will stop, time to take a bath

Oh yeah and here is a pic of my loved one:

[Mr Cleveland]

Let me throw some chemistry up in here suckas. You noe I be freestylin in class NIGGAS!!!
*Music comes out of nowhere
*It's getting hot in herre!
'shakes ass and pics up mic'

CHeck it,

Everytime you turn up the music you hear me on the radio
My flows so complex its like figurin mol to mol ratios
Mah first name is jeffery like ja rule
I shave my head cuz i think its so cool
You other fake mcs cant flow wit me
Dont even try to spit, your rhymes are always lyin
Im like 50 cent: Im gonna get rich, while you die tryin
I spit mad rhymes like h2O, nH4, and aL3
For all you stupid bitches that dont noe, thats chemistry
Dont be scared cuz all my rhymes are unstable
They got you rattled like remembering the periodic table
Nutting you dont noe shit bout math so just relax
What you noe about: *Choo *CHoo, 'train tracks'
Nutface your teeth are so yellow you spit butta
my flows so savage, its hotter than a bunsen burna
You noe you cant handly my rhymes son this aint for fun
Im like KRS, im the ONE
Ed, how you always failin dem tests boo?
Do you want me to give you the answers too
Now just sit down and listen
Cuz you noe im a jew not a christian
Dont worry ed, just suck my dick and i'll let u pass
O, dont forget to put on your safety glass

[Mr Drager]

Hello mother fuckers...
Here we goooo

yo, I'm the biology man, I teach about atoms
I'm like a rattlesnake, all the other MC's I rattle em'
Cuz I also teach zoology, it's my true subject
All you other gay teachers, I object
Cuz you don't deserve to be in this lyrical fight
I'm like an owl, I have 20/20 sight
So don't try to step to me, you'll just get shook
I'll take you to the zoo, than make you read a book.
Cuz i'm tight yo, you can't handle me
The only time you should be (w)rappin is Christmas Eve
So grab your click and leave, before I spit a sicker line
Come back next time without your little sisters rhymes
Cuz I'm nice when I'm freein, who you think you beein
My pants are new, my sweater is new
DOn't be mad at old phogy dressed better than you
Cuz I'm nice when I'm freein, you ain't beatin me
Matter fact I'll be a buffet and you ain't eatin me
Yo, I'ts a rap, cuz I'm the ultimate science teacher
Most say I'm dangerous like a nocturnal creature

[Mista Butler]

Yo, let mista B get in this don't try to beat me
I'm here to take cleaveland down to drown in my pee
I'll beat u down with my lyrics drop u in lake placid
I'll burn u when i mix in sum of this surfiric acid
Get u'r tie dye outta here nobody wants it
I'll tie you and die you like your lab jacket
Or lab coat wuteva it doesn't matter to me
Either way tie dye's like you it's so ugly
Your skills aren't tyte enough to teach at a level with me
I'm up in here to teach you about some AP
Get outta here your chem does not compete with me
I'll scare you with your fear of organic chemistry
I'll whip you with my hippy hair
Break your beatles CD then you'll really be scared
That's enough i got a class to go teach
I'll smoke weed at 3 with mista D...
...Dragger that is, the supplier of me
Cuz we all know he's comes to class after smokin weed.

[Diana Congdon]

Bonjour to you motha fuckas straight from france
My words will put you in a fuckin trance
Tu est un dumbass so get the fuck outta here
I'll fuck you up with my french in your ear
I don't got time to finish this
So au revoir i'll be back with some shit

[Diana Congdon]

Salut to mah niggaz from the BHS
Come and check out my tiny lil breasts
Madame C up in here bringin france with me
I kno you not fuckin with a true french G
You'll never be able to battle me i fight dirty
I'll bend over and show u sumpin u don't wanna see
That's right you know what i'm talkin bout
Don't try to test me just quickly get out
I'm sick of everybody always hatin on me
One of these days i'll reach up and punch you in the knee
I'll open a can of french whoop ass on you
You'll be a french maniac when i get thru
You don't even wanna know about the french i speak
I'll spit it and burn you with my vocabulary
Would you like to celebrate mardi gras with me
But don't ask how many people i flashed to get these beads
Vous les vous couchez avec moi
Sils vous plait means please and i'll give you mula
Mula means money in some native toungue
But it's not french so i don't really give a fuck son.
This raps been wrapped with french and it's done
I'll bend over and take a picture so you can admire my buns.

[Chain Smoker]

Yo i smoke through these holes that are here on my throat
I've been doin it so long yo i don't even choke
It's the cool thing to do don't think just toke
It's my life my destiny to be the master of smoke
And i be sniffin random shit i find in the streets
Jus sniffin and smokin to fulfill my every need
I sniff that tobasco and it burns so much
but when the bleeding stops it's the greatest rush
Don't doubt it cuz you don't know shit
But i don't kno much about smokin a clit
Ask the G that calls himself pussy smoker
At first i thought he was just a joker
Until i smoked that pussy from left to right
I could keep smokin pussy all fuckin night
But i gotta keep it real to my 300 packs a day
Chain smokin is great but it really doesn't pay
I'm broke as fuck i spend five thousand bucks
Buyin enough smokes to fit in a semi-truck
I should prolly quit but shit I smoke tits
Anybody smokin shit like that will neva eva quit
So i'm out sayin don't smoke stuff you find in the streets
Jus sniff em and snort em till you find sumpin sweet.

[Lefty 2Gunz]

Listen
Im havin visions, that these fake mc's, don't spit free,
they spit shit thats written, so I continue to diss em,
chu, em up and continue to rip em' just strip em of there manhood, I bet you turn on MTV, see JA RULE,and slip
your hand underneath the sheet and say damn,he
looks good,

[MC ASSAULT]

i hit da open mic
and im bringin da hype
ASIAN emcees...
eat a bowl full of rice
ill let ya see mah style but it comes with a price
hoes on my dick they think it so nice
ill slice an ill dice
fry ya mic up nice
u wack thinkin your rappin
dats like an etheopian with groceries
it aint gonna happen
u a no hit wonder dude
u couldnt get a hit if the mob was after you
your ega's just inflatin
this is a battle why yall niggas debatin?
my mouth is racin
now ya pacin
make you vanish without a trace and
you think u the shit but ya just a pile of crap
you couldnt get a record deal by sittin a DRE's lap
his dick in ya ass up to da hilt
cum on ya lip like...
GOT MILK?

[9 Eleven]

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[Eleven]

Who really ewanna challenge da kidd

[9 Eleven]

Who really ewanna challenge da kidd

[Hot Topic]

U know i stay strapped like some air force 1's/
Plus u know i stay strapped wit some air force guns/
Im dressed in green, but dat dont mean you can go/
Put some slugs in ya body an watch u die slow/
Niggas keep actin ima gibe u two guns up/
If you got kids ima leave em two yards tucked/
Da kay spray heavily watch it detach ya neck/
Dis aint basketball but you can catch a teck/

[slik]

lol, ppls these days crak me up get me
lemmi giv it a lil shot

bare mans these days / fink theyre bare hot
slik jus entered this battle n il tell yas wat
this ma show chi chi manz so dun fuk abat
ure all batty boys n il take yas all out
u wanna be the g u wanna prove u da man
therz no g's round ere but this true slik asian
wen i spit my lyrics thru telepathy, now thru ure mind now thru ure body like a current, like a battery, like a drug im addictiv, there aint no comparitiv to me, its a mythology like made up shit its imaginary, yas lot get me?
this ure lil open challenge n dat was ure mistake
slik entered n proved ure bare fake
fake thas u MC wannabes
ma lyrical flow is full of da g'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

haha, yas lot jus got wrecked,lyricscumin from east london sides, representin ya get meeeeeeeee

[sanity]

O my what do we have here.

Slik! yo shit is wack and limp like ur dick
and my shit is tight as ur moms pussy
u need some mo lyrical skill befor you spit slik
i'll strap two guns to my hand and leave ur head musshy
just like my cum on ur sister's fucked up face
i'm sorry i broke her in, but someone had too
her mouth was a baseball field and my dick da bat
when i busted a nut, it was like hitting a home run
but her sperm stain teeth were my bases
and her throat my home plate
now shut the fuck up, before u die