Freestyle Battle #2

[krazyvietboy7486]

Shradha, if you say my lines repeat, then you must be battlin the wrong person
Cuz I ain't an alarm clock that keeps buzzin and buzzin
I'm a dope MC, much like Crack and Cocaine
Cuz once I inject you with my lyrics they'll make you go insane
Cuz then you'll need to drop my the doctors office and ask for some steroids
But you're breath stinks so bad he'll prolly drop you some altoids
Yo, matter fact, I don't really got Evan's back
I don't need to defend him, your skills are already wack
So drop by seattle center and get yourself some real work
They probably wouldn't hire you cuz all you would do is jerk
your dick that is, and yeah i already made a lot of cracks
But this shit ain't as funny as that hair on your sisters back-
Yo, you always tryin to lick a girls always askin for some
You probably eat so much ass you thought diareah was a new cum
Alright, that line probably just won me this battle
Evan you're next in line to get murdered homie so don't get rattled

~1

Alright this is my last freestyle that I'm droppin in this forum for awhile...

[kor3anboi206]

shradha, why do you think that your lyrics are tight?
i'll end this battle faster than an tyson fight
and me get no girls...please, i've been with 3 dozen
you just been with one girl, oh wait that was your cousin
of course i fucked your mom, thats no joke
If it was, the punchline would be when I nutted in her throat
im a real emcee i write tyte lines
do you go to the indian market and by all your rhymes
i should be battlin' real rappers on 106 and park
while you be in the corner jacking off in the dark
your getting annoying, using all these miss spelled words
You remind of Poin Dexter off revenge of the nerds
And i'll end it here in the words of the great Mahamad Ali
My lyrics float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

[MistaNiceGuy]

Not bad, Not bad, u'r words are acctually makin me sad,
Cuz i feel sorry you try to spit the skill that you don't have.
Or never had, jus give it up, you'll never succeed,
Jus step off and go smoke sum of those weeds,
They be growin off u'r dick cuz u never see no action,
These words i throw to u, it's like u'r face that i'm blastin.
And evan prolly sad, not even mad,
He though u 2 had sompin wit each other, well, too bad,
Looks like ed had otha plans wit u'r sorry ass,
He want's to take u down foo, just as bad.
But back 2 ed, i guess ed's got no morals,
To his boy evan, he needs to be more loyal.
Acctually, i don't giv a fuck about ya'll
U gonna battle me anyways and fuckin fall,
Flat on u'r face, i'm battlin like a fuckin ace of spades,
And ed really feels that he can still rave, u betta behave.
Ed u'r skills have escaped u, and they neva commin back,
When i think about it, u neva really had any skills jack,
U smokin crack, and skills u lack, but u neva really had none,
U fuck wit me, u get greedy, don't get u'r hopes up cuz u neva beatin me.
I am the one, who won't give up, jus cuz a couple of bumps r in the road.
If u don't kno, u are the bumps, but i'll get that fixed very soon tho.
U like the shit in my ass, u ain't neva comin back,
I'll wipe u off, and give u 2 evan and he'll some u like some crack.
Ed why don't u comb u'r hair in different wayz slick,
U jus the same ol asian that sux on my dick.
I pimp them all except for ya'll cuz u ain't worth nuttin to me.
I smell a smell, take a whif of that, it has come back, it's the smell of defeat.
Ed when u die, buried in rice, everybody will know u lost to me.
I'll write my name, upon u'r grave, it will be written wit my pee.

[MistaNiceGuy]

That one wuz for ed, but if u want some evan,
Heres a rap that will kill u and send u to heaven,
O wait, with all u'r sinful fuckin lies,
U'll go to hell with all the beez and the flies.
The flies that hang over u all day,
Followin the stench when u breath through u'r face.
U'v been mistaken, it wuzn't my cuzin i fucked,
It wuz u'rs, and it wuz my dick she sucked.
Bitch, don't try to come against me,
Cuz everybody knows, u'r the wackest of MC's.
U ain't even real, u'r up in hear rappin and u dont' even got skill,
Why don't u develop some, but don't come back still,
Cuz when u do, i'll be so much doper than 2pac,
Goin through the block, given everyone a shot,
Takin them down one by one with my lyrical glock.
Why don't u go suckin dick with ed, u can both,
You'll suck on his, and then he'll stick his down u'r throat.

[Sneaks23]

first of all why did u battle back/all you mcs should be arested for being lyrically wack/all yo styles are fake like pamela anderson tits/stop crying like a little bitch, always throwing hissy fits/just admit that you aint feelin me/cuz my artillery/even make bin lauden say he aint as ill as me/im relentless/ i'll never finish/ i be in your momma's mouth so much they call me yo family dentist ;D/see i got more rhymes than produce at a market/and yo if you think im finished
i havent even started..............

[krazyvietboy7486]

Yo check it out-

Yo shradha, you need to get all of your rhymes UN-bent
They look so ugly I had to come outta retirement
Cuz I get action from girls, everyday is the same
The last action you ever had was playin video games
Cuz you kno nothin bout morals and true loyalty
MAtter fact you kno nothin bout havin rhymin ability
cuz you use too many commas, and lets admit this ain't a 3 pg essay
You take so long typin your shit it's like a 24 hour delay
So whatchu know bout dancin, your prolly dance like your gay avatar
Matter fact I saw your ass square dancin inside of a Gay Bar
And don't ask how I saw you in there, you're ugly ass ran out
Then you did the hokey pokey screamin "THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT"
By the way, why you gotta hate on my spiky hairstyle
Everyone loves it and can see it from many miles
While your hair looks gay, and is always covered when your doin drag
You made last place in the beauty pageant, dubbed the infamous "Sorry f*g"
And i know you be makin guys suck your dick, i thought we went over this
By the way, my grave will never be coated with your red piss

~1 hahahah

[MistaNiceGuy]

I wuz at a gay bar, it wuz full of lesbians,
I wuz there to find employees for my pimpin,
Yea I ran out but did u look behind me,
There wus a line of gurls, we had an orgy.
For only me and a million females
Don't u just wish that you could have been there.
But u never will be cuz u a fuckin freak,
Close u'r legs bitch u have a fuckin leak,
Ed wut is that fuckin reak,
That smell could kill a dead parakeet.
Did u fuck an onion cuz it smells like it,
then u took a bite cuz u'r breath smells like dick.
Ed, stop doin gay shit and stop slobin on u'r moms clit,
That's fuckin sick, u make me wanna stab myself with my hundred foot dick.
I didn't come in last place, i dropped outta that shit,
Then i stuck my dick in miss americaz clit.
If u ask her wut her best sex wuz she'd tell u that was it,
And so would miss universe and this years playboy chick.
The only gurls u get are either 3 or thei'r dead,
U go dig up corpses and fuck them in u'r bed.
U'r suck ed, fuckin 3 year old kids,
U need to get a life and admit that you did,
Cuz that's the first step towards quittin,
Or hang out with michael jackson you could molest children with him.

[Anthony akaflawless]

Ok lets get this started/ back away from the flames when i spark it/whos all these cats trying ta flow swiftly/none of yall could even hang against me/TRAN i reck you and your asian crew/Ill have all ya asses on the kiro 7 news/I never lose because I cant afford it/tran you try to mess wit me Ill have yo ass deported/Ill come up with a plan thats diabolical and logical/with an attitude thats hostil because wack emcees arent tollerable/I create rap equations every freestyle occasion/my words are pleasure to ya ears like masterbation/and no dont think im hatin you cause your asian.

[dawg]

are u guys' lyrics doesn't make sense to me
i'm gonna run this board like fore shizzy
and will make it look hella easy
all you guys should go home and shit on the chair
while you smoke your mom's pubic hair

[COOL RAPPER]

U rap like crap dawg suck my thingy
that's the closest that u'll ever get to rydin on my block
We the shit that u build from through and through
U say our shit don't make sense bitch wut about u
Tryin to use six lines to bring this rhyme to an end
I'm the only one who can pull that off on my turf my friend.

[Dassasin]

Im tired of being a mr. nice guy im getting evil
u must be more dareing dan evil carnival
to go agianst a f-UP INDIVIDUAL
in this battle things will heat up and get physical
my rhymes blaze infermo
i'll f up ur complection and mess up your interno
wit me u gots to be ready i'll burn your face and make u look like freddy
i bring it hard like a chevy
wit my gun u can watch da heat blow
u shoot'n at me and miss like shaq's free throws
u suck nakka i point at u and giggle and laugh
itz D-assasin u dont wanna feel my wrath

[DASSAIN]

Guest-Dassasin said:

Im tired of being a mr. nice guy im getting evil
u must be more dareing dan evil carnival
to go agianst a f-UP INDIVIDUAL
in this battle things will heat up and get physical
my rhymes blaze infermo
i'll f up ur complection and mess up your interno
wit me u gots to be ready i'll burn your face and make u look like freddy
i bring it hard like a chevy
wit my gun u can watch da heat blow
u shoot'n at me and miss like shaq's free throws
u suck nakka i point at u and giggle and laugh
itz D-assasin u dont wanna feel my wrath

Im rewriting this dedicated to Mr.nice guy

mr.nice guy how u do' in
ur an ignorant person u need som school'n
i got u sweating u need to whipe ur face wit a towel
i heard u got left back 8 times cause u never learned ur vowels
i got more authority than Colin powell

[ARNSIR]

I GOT A THING FOR STABBING WHEN IM ASKING ?I WANNA KILL THE
ASSASIN!IM THE ARNSIR TO YOUR PRAYER/COME CHALLENGE IF YOU
DARE/DASSASIN NEEDS AN ASS WHIPPING

[loc dogg]

yo Kor3anboi206,
your rhymes are gay might as well suck my dick,
and lick my balls, the left or right take your pick,
and while your doing that remember your rhymes aint shit,
you thought your broke ass lyricks took me,
but when it comes to this rap game you aint nuttin but a rookie,
you've sucked so much dick your jaw muscles are sore,
the only good line you had was the last but i think i heard that before,
you need to keep your shit on file,
cuz your stupid ass got that off 8 mile,
fuck all that shit you said,
this is a battle coming strait from my head,
my rhymes are as smooth as butter,
you reply ah, ah ,ah
what's wrong your startin to starter,
so when you think about written make sure you can back it up,
im bout to take my doe and stack it up,
you flows are garbage so grab your stuff and pack it up,
i feel bad because you cant handle my cutz,
so im bout to end this with a fuck you and lick my nuts,

[DMill]

my words are like a gurl that is a crak feen/ purposely fall down the steps so she can go to the hospital to get pumbed with morphine/ i fined that ubscine/ how people like you act/ lose a battle and go in to spastice atacke/ it because of that crack/ i told you to lay off it/ it will have u forget/ i'll have you gurl in the back room doing back binds and splits/ will i'm standing there tickling her clittt/ and you start having a fit/ getting in my face and i say your words don't mean nutst/ plus i got your gurl a tit ring/ she told me a secert it was your d*ck has gangreen/ i said thats mean you should not talk about your boy like that/ she said his not my boy i found a new cat/ his thingy is size of baberuth baseball bat/ and whats funny its white like a king size zero bar/ she found that out when i f*ck her in your car/ and i even did it in your yard/ so stop being a retard and give it up/ its to hard to be like me waking around with a pimp cup/ so don't try to step up step back down/ befor you put your self 6 feet in the ground/ never to be found/ in fact no one wound even no you exist/ that shound not be the only thing that makes you pissed/ you became apart of the list/ 1 of the 10 people your family don't miss/ plus your grandma try to file sexual herrasment because i blew her a kiss/ so now do you get the gess/