Freestyle Battle #2

[krazyvietboy7486]

Alright this is round 2, and you sucka MC's better concentrate since we know I won round 1 already ha

alright anyone can go first

[Sneaks23]

doooodeee,doooodeeee, dodeedadodeedoda....ha...ha...ha...

[kor3anboi206]

see my lyrics are so hard there off the rictor scale
and i never stutter because im quick as hell
battle me with your dreams that you think you'll win
you never stood half a chance like siamese twins
step to me, please you ain't the one
your speechless so this battle is diffenitly done
cuz i see your jaws open ur speechless, ok
so i'll end this shit with a fuck you but have a nice day ;D

[Sneaks23]

god dam your wack / so why u even dissin?
when 99 percent of you freestyles are pre-written
i leave this nigga squintin' /i got you so shook, you on the toilet shittin/

you think that your live/
your shit dont make sense like being the 6th member of jurassic 5/just keep dreamin that one day your shit will be as dope as mine/but dont ever think u got underground flows/
you might as well go pop/ just like the pimples on your nose...

[kor3anboi206]

yo you need to recongnize and check this freestyle
that movie was about me, not eminem in 8 mile
cuz when i rap im always on top
your lyrics are crap you really need to stop
cuz i'll be the next rapping with my homie jin
any other asian picking up the mic, thats truely a sin
your lyrics are bought, lets flow from the dome
just pack your bags and start walking your ass home

[Sneaks23]

now come on now dawg you know better//
my rhymes kills/
but yours boring like newsletters/
im a trendsetter//
but please son dont bite//
i just remember'd//
i said tha same thang to yo mom last nite//
now dont get mad,and start cryin.. i promise i aint ya dad//
but we did have fun last night, i poked her more times then keypads//
You couldn't "hang with me" gettin executed at the stocks, injectin syringes in yo vocal cords is the only way you'd "call the shots/ i suggest not battling wit me, dont test your luck/ stab you with transparent scissors so the my victory is a clear cut!

[kor3anboi206]

ngyuen your a F.O.B.
don't ever try to fuck with me
cuz im a giant in the game
your just someone trying to find fame
cuz thats all you want so this is what you'll be
internationally know for losing to me
so just stick with ebay and selling shit
cuz my solo album will be an all time hit
my career will be getting hotta and hotta
while you'll be jacking off with your gay buddy shradha

[MistaNiceGuy]

Yo fat boy, this isn't just a game,
And your skills ain't gettin you fame,
this is sumpin for people wit lots of skill to do,
so ya kno that completely rules you out foo,
Don't be hatin on those of us that can spit better than you,
You better step off before i step on you with my shoe.
You be tastin the shit i step on, and it won't even take long,
For me to smoke your ass outta here like a bong.
Jus give it up, you got bombed on by sneaks,
And you can't handle me, cuz you weak,
This is defeat, smell my feet,
It's the smell you'll be smellin when you bow down to me,
You'll grovel at me feat, askin for mercy,
But I won't give it to ya, i'll grind you up like dead meat.
I think you've had enough, so jus go home,
Get on the phone and call the cops, turn yourself in alone,
for havin whack rhymes that make no sense,
before you get shot in the face like 50 cent.
But, i gotta give you props for one thing that you said,
You are a giant. *Bang* *Bang*!!! That's a shot to the head.

[kor3anboi206]

When i spit a freestyle, im ready go
man your mom is like a shotgun, one c0ck and she ready to blow
come on bitch, you ain't ready for the beast
you spend your free time getting fucked by R-kelly and the Priest
so why do you think you can get into this battle and start clownin'
when i talk about you shradha, you'll be definitely frownin'
cuz you ain't no rapper, go home and pack
and get on that plane heading straight to Iraq
talk shit and my sharpie will come out of its holster
so i can put a red dot on your forehead, so you can be part of your culture
cuz im so tight, you can tell from staring
your a f*g**t, i can tell from what your wearing
heres the bottom line, you have no rap skills
so don't quit your day job of paying the taliban's bills

[krazyvietboy7486]

Yo check it,

Shradha, I really don't know whatchu doin
You think you're tight, well all I see is the whole crowd booin
Cuz you got no skills bitch, just leave and walk away
Askin your mom for money is your only payday
And I hate to say it, but your a disgrace to humanity
What kinda freestyler doesn't use any profanity
Oh yeah thats you, a goody tooshu motha fucka
All the kids were diggen DBZ while you were into Miss Pucca
So now that's why everyones callin you a sorry sucka
and I hate to say it twice but your ONE UGLY MOTHA FUCKA
SO quit your ugly asss flows, and stay to eatin curry
Better yet go to Mcdonalds and by a $1 mcflurry
Cuz you just a poor ass little wangsta, with nothin to do
Cuz the only thing you're good at is practicing voodoo
Alright, now I know this may already be too long
But at least I ain't like your ass typin a whole damn song

[MistaNiceGuy]

Yo, didn't i tell your fat ass to go home, i was evident,
So you can catch me and your mom goin at it like the president.
Cuz you kno my flows rip through you like the seem of your pants,
like when you try to bend over with a dick in u'r ass.
You keep callin me a f*got like you can sense one,
Within 30 feet evan, betta turn u'r game on,
But don't be hittin on me, cuz i ain't down wit dat shit,
I like havin that sweet ass with a fuckable clit.
Is that enough profanity for you Ed,
Heres some more, this is comin straight from my head,
You motha fuckin dick suckin f*got ass bitch,
I'm gonna bring this shit and make your sorry ass wish,
'Why couldn't I keep my damn mouth shut and stay out this battle?'
But it's too late, i'm gonna make your ass rattled.
And wut the fuck is miss pucca,
It seem only you know, motha fucka.
And my rhymes ain't long as songs,
It's jus so easy to clown on your bombs.
And why u tryin 2 defend evan, is he your sl*tty butt buddy,
This is all jus so nutty, I can't take this cruddy rap style that has no meaning,
You sayin the same shit over, it's called repeating,
Not battlin or freestylin or nuttin else you think,
Jus to get to the bigger picture, you both chinks,
You betta rethink your stink, and betta see a shrink,
Cuz u be twitchin afta hearin all this shit i'm about,
I can't stop, the words jus keep comin out,
So i betta end this shit before you cry out,
"why am i so fat, i need to stop shovin food in my mouth"
That's right evan, that hit was on you,
Step off tha mike cuz you one fat foo.

[kor3anboi206]

see real rappers don't write an essay to free
we get straight to the point real quickly
every day you come home and squirt your kids in your pants
you'll never find a girl and your life will never advance
you'll be living at home till your old and dead
rappers don't have their mama to tuck them in bed
and ask for a kiss and a hug when their feeling sad
oops i forgot that you do all that shit...my bad

[MistaNiceGuy]

I've noticed that your raps are short and annoying,
I've also realized that your skills are extremely disappointing.
I've heard a couple lines when i wus watchin 8 mile,
Cuz for you to think of u'r crap raps would take you a while.
And don't put it on me jus cuz u don't get hugz n kisses,
Blame those gurls with taste that don't like fat ass bitches, like u'r mom.
This isn't a place for you to share your feelings,
So step off, you should take some time off for healing.
If you ever feel like freestylin, jus close your eyes and think,
You'll never succeed, there's no place for a fat ass chink.
And at that, not one wit gray hair at sixteen,
Or seventeen, it doesn't fuckin matter to me.
You're a weak ass rhymer and i've heard it from others,
I've heard it from everyone, even u'r mother.
At this point in time, i suggest that you leave,
And don't ever come back, cuz you can't beat me.

[kor3anboi206]

is that all you can say, that im fat
this rap game is for asians and blacks, not gays from iraq
and yes ed does have my back
cuz we have rap skills, something you lack
cuz your a loner
you just go home and play with your 1 inch boner
your lyrics are crap, try and flow to a beat
when you open your mouth, i smell india when you speak
battling me, i make it worth your wild
chop off your fingers so 9-1-1 wont be dialed
cuz my lyrics are a verbal attack, you should sue
im like your pants shradhas, im to tight for you

[MistaNiceGuy]

I'm sure Ed does love u'r back, but don't share that wit me,
and I'm gettin sick of the shit that you always repeat.
Ok, so i'm an indian from iraq, that makes a lot of sense smart one, you must be on crack.
Cuz you lack everything u say that you have,
like skills, and gurls, and more shit like that.
I'm not from Iraq, i don't wear a dot,
I've never been to india, don't try to put me on the spot,
I will always have a comeback for you to try on for size,
And when it hits, you'll feel like you got butterflies,
In that stomach, that takes all day to walk around,
Why don't you lay down, you could be the biggest pitching mound around.
I don't need 911 to take u'r sorry ass down,
I could handle you on my own, here and now.
It's funny, you keep tryin to come against me,
I'm pissin u off and you jus try to send more beef.
I ain't hurtin, cuz i've already heard the shit u'v said,
I know wut's commin, i guess there's nothin else in that head.
This is it, I haven't understood a word that you've said,
U shouldn't be angry, or that baby in you will come out dead.
When's it due, i heard it's soon, i hope it doesn't turn out like you.
I'll be discreet, smell my feet,
Hey i remember this, isn't this defeat?