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Post by krazyvietboy7486 on Apr 3, 2003 17:01:14 GMT -5
Okay Shradha I'm gonna murder your ass for TRYING to clown, when you really can't bitch... alright here it goz
Alright now bitch, this battle is now over
I got some tight lyricz that'll make you so sober
My rhymes are so phat that it will make your ass cough
Shradha your so weak, go home to your daily routine of jacking off
Cuz you got no skills, your ass can't even dance
the only skills you got is playin that special gameboy advance
Cuz everyday you rock that same ol' orange jacket
everyone I know is callin you a gay f*g**t
Cuz you can't rap for shit, you ugly little rat
you got an ugly ass hairstyle you should cover with a hat
alright shradha, I hope you learned your lesson
cuz once you step up to me their ain't no contestin'
~1
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Post by MistaNiceGuy on Apr 3, 2003 23:28:58 GMT -5
That's cute ed, did yo mama come up wit dat, Cuz when i'm through wit u you'll be on your ass flat, Why you tryin to talk smart, you don't even got a brain, If i smacked you on your head, it'll prolly cave in Cuz you a fool, if you think i'm scared of messin wit you, I ain't scared of your shit, cuz wut you gonna do, stab me with your head and your ugly ass spikes, you like a typical asian, get your ass up off tha mike you know i'm right, this ain't even a fight, cuz tonite, I'm gonna make you wish you never made this invite, cuz i'm here, and i ain't backin away, I'll defend my title, yo Ed, I'm here to stay There you go, was that rhyme good enough for you, It doesn't matter, that rhyme blew you like a bomb FOO'!!!  |
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Post by krazyvietboy7486 on Apr 7, 2003 16:40:13 GMT -5
Shradha you really need to think of some new rhymes
Instead of wanderin the streets commitin homosexual crimes
Bitch the only way you'll win a battle is in medieval times
That's way back when a million dollars was only worth a dime
Cuz you got no skills, you just a hardcore masterbater
Someone should cut off your hand like in Star Wars with Darth Vader
CUz you jackoff every single day of your gay life
That's probably why your ass will never marry a real wife
Your eyes are too big, and they look crusty like your mouth
Your ass is probably related to Ralph the little mouse
Cuz you just a fake emcee, all your lines are so gay
You couldn't defeat me in a battle even on your best day
So quit thinkin you the shit, thinkin "ooh my rhymes are sick"
You probably take so long typin cuz you poundin your 2 inch dick
But instead you should be pounded the letters on your keyboard
OH yeah that's right the doctor didn't cut your umbilical cord
so now you sit at home and your mom jacks you off everyday when your bored
She wants to get pregnant but she doesn't know where to point the sperm toward
You probably cum in her mouth like I do to her everynight
She be given me fijian head with all of her might
Now don't get mad, I'm just tellin you the truth
So go tell your girl cousins to stop given me head too
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Post by MistaNiceGuy on Apr 7, 2003 18:32:39 GMT -5
Ed, that's enough bullsh*t, don't make a sound,
I'm gonna smoke u like a pound, gimme a noun,
Dick, that's wut u are you fucking prick,
Why don't you go lick a real clit,
Instead fo the ones on female mannequins,
You prolly neva eva gonna get any real action.
You said, that you get sucked up by my moms,
Cuz nobody or nuttin else want's to get close to your balls,
They prolly twice as thick as your half inch dick,
It's neva to the eva gonna see a real clit,
And i don't mean the ones you draw on your paper,
and pretend it's a gurl and rape her, you fake ho,
When will you learn that the rhymes you burn will put u in an earn,
Burned down to ashes, you full of disaster, you not a master, your a dumbfuck bastard.
You kno wut, i'm gonna leave it right there,
Otherwise the stress will make you lose your hair.
I think all this shit has been well put,
Now pass this on 2 u'r friend bigfoot,
Yea, i mean evan, he thinks that he's so good.
You're at his level, so go battle him, don't forget the food.
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Post by krazyvietboy7486 on Apr 7, 2003 23:21:58 GMT -5
Yo check it
Yo shradha, this battle will now end very soon
You couldn't defeat me in a battle even if i fed you the lyrics with a sp00n
Cuz I get girls whatchu talkin bout man
The last girl you had it was just your jackin off hand
Cuz girls like me, got crushes, and really wanna fuck
ANd it's my dick not yours that they really wanna suck
So stay outta the game and stick to your game boy
You play that shit so much you probably use it as your sex toy
Cuz I lick real clits, they rubbin on my mouth
the last clit you licked it was your mommas in her house
Yo look, you callin me a "dumbfuck bastard" when you just a fucked up f*g
Bitch quit tryin to act hard with your pants all sagged
By the way, everyone I know says your face is Unattractive
Some even said it's like Spiderman's, ugly and Radioactive
So it's a rap, and you already lose you sorry prick
you come up short in a battle like your 1 cm dick
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Post by MistaNiceGuy on Apr 8, 2003 1:23:16 GMT -5
In all of u'r rhymes, my dick keeps on shrinkin,
But too bad, i heard yours popped out of existence.
You better tell them gurls there's no more dick left to suck,
And they can come to me if they want to be fucked
By my foot long, gurls will line up to take off their thongs,
Just for me, not you cuz you fuck wrong,
U've always liked to stick it in the back,
But most females really aren't down wit dat.
I'm sorry for the words i spit if they really hurt,
But the truth is, the truth hurts but here comes the worst,
You can't rap worth shit, this is the end of the line,
This is it, this is where you need to give up and cry,
Dry u'r eyes and get on a different horse,
Cuz that bullshit of never give up, never works,
For you at least, but i'm a beast,
By the time you take me down, you'll be deceased.
I've played gameboy once or twice, but u think it's all my life,
You need to give up the gameboy jokes, or else, you'll pay a price.
I'm sick of rappin wit u, i'll go one more round,
but only if u'r up to it, it's u'r turn now.
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Post by krazyvietboy7486 on Apr 8, 2003 1:51:12 GMT -5
Yo check it
See, i know your dick be shrinken cuz my rhymes are like liquid
I'll burn you like a torch cuz my lyrics are straight wicked
By the way, You got some corny Asian disses
You probably only think of them cuz Nguyen's mom gives you kisses
Cuz you ain't a real rapper, you probably didn't write any of your lines
You probably payed a ghostwriter to write all of your rhymes
When yours rhymes aren't even great and lets admit they ain't the best
Man if you make one more "crying joke" I'll straight kick you in the chest
Cuz I'd murder you in a real battle, it's hard for you to see
Your eyes are so crusty everyone gives you sympathy
Matter fact, you say you can't go on for one more round
I bet it's cuz you can't freestyle to an MC so profound
Yo check it, I probably fucked more girls than you will in a lifetime
Girls never will like you cuz you got fucked up enzymes
By the way, how would you know about hitten up a girls ass
Cuz all you've been hitten up is gay guys asses in the past
Cuz I thought you were accustomed to fuckin guys in the anal
You probably cummed down their ass like liquid dranal
So quit your ugly flows, everyone agrees you already lost
Battle me now you've surely learned the great cost
~1
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Post by MistaNiceGuy on Apr 8, 2003 21:21:03 GMT -5
U'r jus like evan, never quitin and the shit u say is never even true,
You think i'm gay, wut can i say, i can say, wut the fuck is wrong wit u?
I'm sick of this, why won't you leave, cuz u'r lyrics aren't even brand new,
U'r rhymes are whack, i'm alergic to that, all i can say is, hold on, ACHOO!!!
That's right u blew it, you always knew it, it's time you let it all out too.
Try to be honest, i know u'r mom is, when she says sex wit me is better than wit u.
I won't give up, this is enough, but if u reply then i will too.
I'm not a quitter, i will not wither, it's jus like battlin a shoe.
Jus bring it on, I will not fall, i could take down u'r whole fuckin crew.
I'll chop u up, tossed like a salad, i will boil u like a witches fuckin brew.
And i'm not gay, why u keep sayin it, it's as if you like talkin about gay dudes,
And evan too, he's as bad as you, i wish u guys would come up wit sumpin new.
Next time u battle, don't be rattle or afraid of bringin sumpin in that's true.
And i'll say u'r cryin, cuz i know u'r lyin when u say u'r not, bitch, boo hoo.
I'll make all the cracks, i want in my rap, about tears flowin down u'r fuckin cheek,
Cuz u don't rap as good as a parrot could if i cut him up and ripped off his fuckin beak.
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