Make a freestyle about how TIGHT you are~

[krazyvietboy7486]

yes, like the topic says, there is no clownin on any other emcee, just freestyle on how tight you are-

[MistaNiceGuy]

I'm the tytest MC u ever will see
When u come against me might as well admit defeat
Cuz i'll step on u'r face burn u'r eyes like mase
Cuz everybodies rhymes are a fuckin disgrace
Except for mine cuz i got the lines
and when i battle you, you will have to decline
My rhymes burn through u like a fuckin flamethrower
I'll run you over with a fuckin lawn mower.
I'll shit on u'r face and make u wish that
You had killed u'self with u'r moms fuckin gat.
That's engouh from me i know that u'r dyin
U kno u can't beat me so don't try replyin.

[kor3anboi206]

alryte this freestyle will be about how great i am
cuz i got more rhymes than the book "Sam I am..."
just like r-kelly said im the greatest in the world
but i don't get down with 12 year olds girls
cuz im the hottest rapper out there, im so fly
my lyrics are so crunk, they'll make hoang get high
when he hears all these rhmyes that flow to the beat
he knows i'll never be labled with the word defeat
my skills murder you and kick all your behinds
cuz i could eat your rhyme books and shit better lines

[krazyvietboy7486]

i rock jordans, forces, and shell toes
i go up and down on girls more times than yoyos
cuz i come from the 206, it will always be my city
the person who rapped above me got some big ass titties
cuz my hair is cool, i rock nice clothes
Evan is a wangsta with dirty elbows
cuz he's always on the ground, lickin my shell toes
you were diggin through the trash lookin for sloppy joes
cuz you could never get a girl, not even a man
Dre got a better chance of getting with arianne
cuz evan, stop stomping on the ground so hard
oh my bad i didn't know ur bodies 99% lard
cuz i got more RAM (rhymes a minute) than a computer
evan you'll never have kids cuz I know you were neutered

[krazyvietboy7486]

evan dont even try writin back cuz it aint worth it. by the way, quit tryin to bum rides off of me and dre... you scrub! haha! alright..

also, you better start payin up some gas money there... cuz after all the times we drove you, you owe us some money b1tch! haha... alright get ready for TODAI cuz you and dre are definetely gonna get wasted-

[lyricalsoulja]

aiite lets see...
its that lil nikka mike from the 206
came from a far away land the land of fione ass chicks
yes its the kali kid here...showin wut i got
rockin the ice the chips the dough that puff birdman and jay z all got
its like gimme 2 purr 3 purr probably even 4...i got so much dough i got money to spurrr...
my emcee status will make yalls jealous..i look so good...the girls leave there fellaz..
got a license to kill all other emcees...
that chinky eyed fucker jin got his skillz from me...
yes i said it and no i didnt stutter... that motha fucka jin...got spread like butter...
this shits turnin weak but still none will fade it...
this is the first dose im givin yalls gonna hate it...
cuz u kno u cant compete wit the lyrical soulja...
beware fellow emcees...cuz after im done...ur lives will b over

[lyrical_soulja]

aiite lets see...
its that lil nikka mike from the 206
came from a far away land the land of fione ass chicks
yes its the kali kid here...showin wut i got
rockin the ice the chips the dough that puff birdman and jay z all got
its like gimme 2 purr 3 purr probably even 4...i got so much dough i got money to spurrr...
my emcee status will make yalls jealous..i look so good...the girls leave there fellaz..
got a license to kill all other emcees...
that chinky eyed fucker jin got his skillz from me...
yes i said it and no i didnt stutter... that motha fucka jin...got spread like butter...
this shits turnin weak but still none will fade it...
this is the first dose im givin yalls gonna hate it...
cuz u kno u cant compete wit the lyrical soulja...
beware fellow emcees...cuz after im done...ur lives will b over

[Jack da Rippa]

Hey bitch stop that shit with the dot dot dot
You up in here rhymin with skill u don't got
By the way the way you spit sounds like u just got shot
But u did with my mother fuckin lyrical glock
I'm sick of you thinkin that you're tight as hell
But you're not this match is over, ring that bell
It's time to end this shit with a bing bang bong
I'm gonna crush your asian head between 2 big gongs
I'm the shit in this motha fuck i'm a lyrical god
I can rap better than any of these motha fuckin mods
I can feel that this rhyme is nearing its end
But i'll be back rippin it up like fucking bloodshed

[Marshall Mathers]

I spit it slow to these kids kno that i'm talkin to em
Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em
I'm like a thug, with a lil bit of pac influence, i spew it
And look how i got you bitches rockin to it
You motha fuckaz could neva do it like i could do it
Don't even try it u'll look stupid do not pursue it
Don't ever in u'r life try to knock the truest
I spit the illest shit ever been dropped in two-inch
So ticky tock listen to sound as it ticks on the clock
Listen to the sound of kim as she licks on a thingy
Listen to the sound of me spillin my heart through this pen
Motha fuckas kno that i'll neva be marshall again
Full of contraversy until i retire my jersey
Til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty
And lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me
And put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity

[darkmarlfox]

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man

oogie boogie
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

THREE SKELETONS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Oh, yeah

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie AND THREE SKELETONS
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

SANTA
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses

oogie boogie
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

SANTA
What are you going to do?

oogie boogie
I'm gonna do the best I can

[musc break]

Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

SANTA
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

oogie boogie
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere!

[Rapper guy from up high]

My rhymes are much tighter than seans corny rows
They will wrap around like saran wrap so keep your mouth closed
Just listen close while I sit and boast about the skills you don't got
So don't come out here tryin to test my rhymes with lines that you bought
I thought i've told you many times that this is my generation
I gotta keep it commin hard for my reputation
Cuz i kno my rhymes are fly and good for my representation
And you know i don't give a shit about this nation
but my lines will kill you and leave you gazin.

[1 Fan of shradhas hateclub]

YOU FUCKER!! YOUR FREESTYLING IS SO WEAK!!! LIKE MEMPHIS BLEEK!!! YOUR A GEEK!!! YOU CAN'T SWIM ACROSS DAWSON'S CREEK!!!! YOU CAN'T CLIMB DANTE'S PEAK!!!!

Shradha quit looking at dildos on ebay.

[da azn pimp]

yall f*g**ts act like ur da shit
but homey u best forget about it
how u gonna tell ur grl
that u just got skoold by a 14 year old
yall not a very nice persons best believe im da best
fuck wit me xpect a bullet n ur chest
i aint bluffn
ill shoot u n go away n cuffs
a 14 year old azn rapper
who'd a thought
i was caught all up n this rap shit
now i gotta express my love 4 it
my rhymes b tite
n my hooks r nice
but the way i fuck ur grl
is wat im best at
fuck wit me n xpect my gat
ight imma bounce
so all my chinks stand up
keep ur head up
fuck the hatas
n kill the suckas
peace..........

[dmack87]

darkmarlfox said:

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh, he's the Oogie Boogie Man

oogie boogie
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

THREE SKELETONS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Oh, yeah

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie
Ohhh

THREE BATS
Ohhh

oogie boogie AND THREE SKELETONS
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man

SANTA
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses

oogie boogie
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

SANTA
What are you going to do?

oogie boogie
I'm gonna do the best I can

[musc break]

Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

SANTA
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

oogie boogie
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere!

dmack87
bro u aint that hot
so just stop
ur ryhmes r queer
n ur end is near
stop rhymin n shit
just drop to da mack
n lick my nut sack

[dmack87]

yall suckas act like u can beat me
y cant u see
taht im da titest mc around
mess wit me
n ull hit da ground
my gat is real friendly to f*gs like u
it shoots out bullets the size of u
id keep goin
but imma bounce
yall just got skoold
by n 14 year old fool
we azns r da best
n messn wit me gets a bullet n ur chest
peace.............